Lost Predictions

by Jeff on May 13, 2009 · 2 comments

in Stuff I Like

Since the season finale is only few hours away, I’ve invented a list of 20 implausible ‘predictions’ for what will happen on the incomprehensibly-plotted ABC thriller.

#1. Jack is Locke

#2. Smoke Monster will appear on Dancing With the Stars

#3. Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies

#4. Boone is resurrected

#5. Desmond is killed to circumvent legal issues

#6. Ben is Locke

#7. Ben is Richard

#8. The Island was created by Dexter Stratton

#9. Ezra James Sharkington Vs. Polar Bear for the fate of the world

#10. Juliet snaps and murders everybody the next time she hears the word ‘Freckles’

#11. Locke has actually been a Doll the entire time

#12. Egyptian symbology/four-toed statue actually explained

#13. JIn and Sun fuse into one being, doubling their power level

#14. Neil Frogurt and Dr. Arzdt are revealed to be alive

#15. The first letter of every sentence in the script spells out the URL of a website that launches the next off-season ARG

#16. Kate eaten by dinosaurs

#17. That one Russian guy comes back

#18. Sawyer lets Phil live

#19. Mirror Universe Jack appears; has handlebar mustache, is actually a pretty okay guy

#20. New hatch discovered; William Shatner inside

Tagged as: LOST, Television

{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

FilmBuffRich February 2, 2010 at 9:19 am: Damnit! Spoilers!
Erin Palette February 2, 2010 at 4:24 pm: 4 and 12 look like they’re actually going to happen.

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