We all know that zombies are played out right now, yes?
While they rehabilitate in limbo for a little while, let’s ponder what’s next for a second. What’s the next big thing that will catapult any nugget of consumable entertainment into the withering lens of the pop culture zeitgeist for a few seconds?
I think it’s T. Pain.
Consider what he’s done for Andy Samberg. Is his auto-tuned interlude not the best part of that damn boat song?
Which is why I’m going to be writing a new book.
Walden, Or Life In The Woods (featuring T. Pain)
Of course, once WOLITWFTP takes off, I’ll be moving onto The Great Gatsby (featuring T. Pain), The Road (featuring T. Pain) and Dr. Dre’s Northanger Abbey and the G Unit.
