CONTEXT: Topless Robot, a pop culture blog run by former Wizard magazine employee Rob Bricken, has a weekly “Fan Fiction Friday” feature, which should be avoided at all costs. FFF coolhunts (for lack of a better word) the most deviant, disturbing and unreadable fan fiction available on the Internet today. Yes, more terrible than the Dragon Ball Z/Diary of Anne Frank crossover or the bizarre and minimalist Doom fic in which John realizes that the demon, in fact, was himself (yes, they are both real things. No, I will not show them to you. Damn yourselves; I won’t be held accountable).
The latest installment of FFF involves a creeptastic tale of a woman’s adult encounter with a prepubescent Pokemon. This proves what we could have assumed until this point: that somebody somewhere wants to fuck every horrible thing you could think of. The author, one Brickhousebunny21, Esquire, discovered the source of his newfound notoriety and freaked out, promising to have all of us permanently banned from the furry sex community that he is a member of and threatening vaguely that his detractors are “in trouble.” The author’s penchant for misspellings (which seems odd coming from the poet who is bold enough to use the phrase ‘milk junkies’ as a euphemism for breasts) has given an unintentionally hilarious cast to his otherwise onerous and scary warnings. His initial exclamation of “WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?” in particular has spawned a fascinating new image meme, and my contributions appear above.
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I saw this earlier this week, and was fascinated and horrified and greatly amused. My favorite thing about it is the kid claims that being in high school excuses him from any typos and grammatical mistakes he may make, when the mistakes he makes are so junior high level. And really, in this day and age, how can you even claim you can’t be responsible for misspellings?