HOLY SHIT BUY BREAD AND MILK! IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF THE APOCALYPSE TO COME, THE ICE WANDERERS WHO TRAVERSE THE APPALACHIAN DRIFT WILL KILL FOR MILK AND BREAD, RISKING FROSTBITE AND DEATH ITSELF TO NOURISH THEIR COLD-BLASTED BODIES WITH STALE CRUSTS AND THICK, VITAMIN-D-ENRICHED LIFE NECTAR. MILK AND BREAD! GO NOW OR THEY’LL BE LOST FOREVER. KILL FOR MILK AND FUCKING BREAD. DO NOT GO HUNGRY IN THE RAVAGED AFTERMATH OF THE SNOWPOCALYPSE.
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So, meteorologists are predicting a “hurricane-like blizzard” tomorrow into Friday. The area is already under a winter storm alert from the NWS. I kind of want to go to the grocery store tonight just to watch.
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Your hatred of snowpocalypse is just about as intense as your all-caps posting.