1. When Big is in Thailand closing an important deal somehow related to his nebulous yet lucrative job, Carrie and Charlotte are detained in a Thai prison for violating several laws related to footwear. Miranda is forced to fly to their friends’ aid, while Samantha keeps trying to find scenarios in which she can be publicly caned.
2. When Carrie is brutally murdered, her three best friends gather at her ancestral country estate to reminisce about their sexy adventures, search for her missing will, and attempt to seduce Carrie’s steamy butler.
3. Charlotte marries the ruler of a Middle Eastern nation to have unfettered access to his collection of sub-Saharan pottery; the other girls devolve into bitter rivalry over who will be her Maid of Honor.
4. Carrie Bradshaw is stranded in an airport on Christmas Eve and must fight terrorists to get home to her friends and family in New York. Reginald Veljohnson is involved.
5. A la Wes Craven’s New Nightmare or Adaptation, a film about fictionalized versions of Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Catrall, Kristen Davis and Cynthia Nixon – played by Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Catrall, Kristen Davis and Cynthia Nixon – making a Sex and the City movie. [It should be noted that frequent (and also lovely) commenter C did all of the heavy lifting on this one. She is a genius, folks.]
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Jeff, I say this as a friend, but you’re putting far too much thought into Sex and the City for a heterosexual male.
Also, for the first one, obviously they held their shoes above a portrait of the king.
Obviously.
1, 2 and 3 are actually plausible. You stole 5 (expect a call from my lawyer). 4 is a Die Hard reference for the sake of a Die Hard reference, methinks.
Miranda is kidnapped by aliens, and when she returns and tells of her experience to the others, they make comedic attempts to get abducted themselves, just for the anal probing.