One time I was walking out of the Blockbuster Video in Edwardsville, PA, carrying a movie (I don’t remember which movie) and I got into my car. There was a boy, maybe ten maybe twelve, coming up the strip mall sidewalk toward me, past the chinese buffet, past the Little Caesar’s, past the Radio Shack and when skated past me I glanced up and his t-shirt said DANGER ZOMBIES.
I did a double take, but when I looked back, the kid was gone.











