September 2010

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21 September 2010

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20 September 2010
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Five Implausible Urban Legends To Base Your New Horror Movie On

20 September 2010

1. Chewing gum is not fully digested for seven years. 2. All conversations in a room stop or pause at 20 minutes after the hour. 3. A statue of St. Joseph will grant speedy progress on property transactions. 4. Vengeful spirits murder anyone who doesn’t retweet them. 5. Sesame Street is replacing Cookie Monster with [...]

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Elsewhere

15 September 2010

Those of you who skip over my posts about horror movies will be happy to know that I’ve landed a gig reviewing movies at BloodyGoodHorror.com.  My first post is a review of the 2005 flick Cry_Wolf.  Read it here.

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My Two-Sentence Review of Nikita

10 September 2010

Nikita is a show about Maggie Q posing with guns in her underwear. Best new fall series.

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Bar Band Ecology

7 September 2010

Have you ever been at a bar, and there’s a band playing, but they’re really terrible? Well, I guess not really truly terrible. Because when a band is really terrible, they know it. I mean, they have to. As a musician, I’m able to hold onto few erroneous notions about the quality of my own [...]

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3 September 2010

i have to tell you that doing mischief and things are in that zone between totally not allowed and frowned-upon has only gotten more fun as i have gotten older. – Pitchfork Reviews Reviews.

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Creator Loyalty In A Down Economy

1 September 2010

Last week (which seems like a lifetime ago online), video game publisher THQ filled gamers with delicious anger, restricting multiplayer access for some wrestling video game or another to first-run buyers only via a single-use code.* The angry gamers’ argument seems to be: “We are your customers and you can’t treat us like this!” THQ’s [...]

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