Scenes From My Morning Commute, 3/13/13 (Belated)

by Jeff on March 14, 2013 · 1 comment

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An speeding ambulance: lights flashing, sirens blaring.

Gutter King sightings: 0.

The awful voices blaring out of the radio this morning spent what I think it’s fair to classify as way too much time discussing Pope Francis’ lineage, vis a vis his Italian ancestry means that he is, in fact, the dreaded Petrus Romanus, the final pope prophesied to destroy the Catholic faith.

The interesting thing about 2013 is that all the fin de ceicle bullshit that should probably have ended the day after the world didn’t end last year in accordance with the Mayan calendar-esque-thing that was never really an accurate prediction of the apocalypse. It didn’t. Now we’re just waiting for the Pope to kill us, or to collude with our impostor President.

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Jason March 14, 2013 at 2:59 pm

The lack of a Gutter King sighting can only mean that he is at the conclave.

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