Stuff I Like

It All Ends

15 July 2011

It’s problematic. I look at a lot of the things I love in fiction – fantasy, science fiction, superheroes – and I see that that same basic story structure that props each hero’s journey up ultimately tends to be a little fascistic.  Because when Boy X gets Sword Y and learns how to fight from [...]

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Five Terrible DC Relaunch Pitches

7 June 2011

My Lantern Pony Corps #1: In brightest day, in blackest night, no pasture shall escape their sight.  Chartreuse Harmony is a brash, fearless filly who lives in Ponytopia, a magical place where friendship is a physical object and the sun is powered by wishes. But when Chartreuse Harmony is chosen as the newest member of [...]

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Everything Will Change

1 June 2011

To be a nerd or a geek is to be a constant victim of diminishing returns, drawing Vader-like on the dark energies of the Force to sustain one’s fandom – a little more each day, a little more each day, and a consistent parade of  ‘a little more’  adds up over time. To quote Father [...]

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Blue Light Special

18 May 2011

I very nearly broke up with Kmart last night, but I don’t want to talk about that. Those of you who love the ‘Things I Hate’ posts may be disappointed. I think the better story is in how and why Kmart won me back in 24 hours. I had a superlatively negative experience in a [...]

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Spirit Tracks

17 May 2011

Whatever it is that Warren Ellis is doing on his blog right now is manic and strangely addictive and you should read it.

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In It To Win It, Dawg

13 May 2011

I have a shameful confession: I’ve been watching this season of American Idol. I think it’s affecting my sanity, because Randy Jackson’s unique, contentless cadence bounces around through my brain at all times, like, you know, dawg, like, you’re really here, you know, like here, dawg and you’re, like, writing what is maybe the best [...]

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A Quarter Mile at a Time

12 May 2011

According to the LA Times, Vin Diesel believes that Fast Five should be an Oscar contender. It goes without saying that Vin Diesel, if he actually, really, deep in his heart believes this, is in full-on ‘listen to tales of my drow witch-hunter from The Forgotten Realms’ mode or has maybe done about a bathtub [...]

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You Will Believe a God Can Get Hit by an RV

11 May 2011

At some point, my desire to consistently update this blog was outstripped by my desire to do as little as possible during my free time.  These are both powerful desires within me, often warring desires, and the latter one was the victor in their constant struggle for far, far too long.  I had made some [...]

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In A World…

9 May 2011

After a funeral two weeks ago and a christening this weekend, I’ve now been to church on two consecutive weekends and 2011 is now officially the year I have been to church more times than any year since 2008.  I was describing Tiniest Niece’s christening to Natasha last night, and it struck me that, in [...]

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It’s Cinco de Mayo

5 May 2011

So celebrate the independence of another country that you’re likely to never go to (outside of those awful parasitic resort towns who mint currency based on their ability to conceal what being in that country is actually like) by 1. Drinking Five of Everything 2. Drinking Until You See Five of Everything 3. Drinking All [...]

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