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Gypsy Curses

Attack of the Hipsters

23 August 2010

This weekend, I nearly died of hipsters. Luckily, I not awash in dismissive, smug conversations about Best Coast, Small Black, School of Seven Bells and Grizzly Bear and how Animal Collective and MGMT are ‘so over’.  It is probably good that music wasn’t a topic of conversation, because I’d have been taken down in a [...]

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I Started A Tumblr

30 March 2010

Because the cool kids are doing it. With a hat tip to the Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza meme, I present Francis Bacon Kevin Bacon Actual Bacon. Pray for me.

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An Open Letter To Carolyn

16 February 2010

Dear Carolyn, My name is Jeff. I don’t think you know me. Certainly, I have no idea how you got my phone number. You might have misdialed, Carolyn. Someone might have even given you the number in error.  Whatever the genesis of the misunderstanding that occurred between us last night, Carolyn, I want you to [...]

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A List of “The 100 Worst Movies” I Have Seen

25 September 2009

lost souls a sound of thunder thr3e doogal the adventures of pluto nash the fog (2005) swept away (2002) bloodrayne soul survivors house of the dead happily n’ever after the whole ten yards the covenant feardotcom battlefield earth texas rangers half past dead alone in the dark one missed call ballistic: ecks vs. sever EDIT: [...]

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Project Mixtape Week – Blog War

23 September 2009

(Click teh kitteh to download) PLAYLIST 1. Final Fantasy – Power Of Love (Celine Dion cover) 2. Beck – Ghettochip Malfunction (Hell Yes) 3. Black Kids – I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You 4. TMBG – Experimental Film 5. Regina Spektor – Dance Anthem of the 80s 6. Ben Folds [...]

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Things I Hate: Being Single 2k9

21 September 2009

As a follow-up to today’s sad-about-girls mixtape, I am going to revisit my “Things I Hate: Being Single” posts from 2008, which were ruminations on the trainwrecks and horrorshows that await the newly single.  Since that time, I’ve had a brief and generally good relationship that ended largely due to environmental factors, a few dates [...]

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Silent Vapidity

29 June 2009

Does it bother you that so many of my recent posts are predicated on time spent at bars?  Do you want me to go back to posting ranty musings on pop culture garbage?  That maybe I should blog about each episode of Daisy of Love or spend more time discussing Batman? I hope not, because [...]

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Drag Me To Hell

28 May 2009

One of the enduring lessons of horror cinema is probably “Never fuck with gypsies.”  Seriously.  If you hit them with your car, embarrass them in public or even grab the last box of Fruity Pebbles at the grocery store, they will come after you and curse your ass.  Oh sure, you’ll try to appease them.  [...]

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