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The Mathematics of Fiction

16 December 2009

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. We’ll look back one day and realize it ruined everything. When I first heard about PPZ, I wanted to lobby the state legislature to change laws so that I could marry the thing. I love Jane Austen, and I love zombies. What, I ask you, could be better? How, I [...]

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Things I Hate: Being Single 2k9

21 September 2009

As a follow-up to today’s sad-about-girls mixtape, I am going to revisit my “Things I Hate: Being Single” posts from 2008, which were ruminations on the trainwrecks and horrorshows that await the newly single. Since that time, I’ve had a brief and generally good relationship that ended largely due to environmental factors, a few dates [...]

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Per Annum

6 August 2009

Tomorrow, I won’t be thirty anymore. I’ll be thirty-one. I’ll be in my thirties. And as any impending birthday is wont to do, it has made me introspective. I dreaded thirty as it approached, but thirty became a good year. It was thirty – it was important because it had a zero at the end, [...]

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Round Is A Shape

15 July 2009

I’ve been thinking lately about getting into better shape. It is probably the first time that I’ve given the notion serious thought since last summer. That it wasn’t on my mind was due to a lot of the personal drama that has gone down in the past year, the notion that I am pretty content [...]

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Silent Vapidity

29 June 2009

Does it bother you that so many of my recent posts are predicated on time spent at bars? Do you want me to go back to posting ranty musings on pop culture garbage? That maybe I should blog about each episode of Daisy of Love or spend more time discussing Batman? I hope not, because [...]

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