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What Hath I Wrought?

30 July 2010

Kanye Interrupts Helmet Xzibit Being Stalked By A Velociraptor Mountains Pizza (feat. Spots Perkins)

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Four Score And Seven Years A-Whoa.

14 June 2010

Keanu is Sad/Lonely/Hungry/Sculpted By Daniel Chester French. [Context.]

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News For Nerds

26 May 2010

Matt Wilson’s blunt and excellent post at The Bureau Chiefs (the group blog of the Fake AP Stylebook creators) goes after what passes for comics and video game journalism in its present state and points out in a numbered list just why it sucks so bad.  And yes, I’m pointing that out on a blog [...]

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Roger Ebert – Wrong About Gaming?

19 April 2010

In the loud and unfortunately nonsensical (in many cases) reaction to Roger Ebert’s proclamation that video games are not and will likely never be art, it is easy to miss that Ebert is not decrying the medium or proclaiming it to be without merit.  He’s simply saying that games aren’t art. And, speaking as a [...]

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I Started A Tumblr

30 March 2010

Because the cool kids are doing it. With a hat tip to the Bea Arthur, Mountains, Pizza meme, I present Francis Bacon Kevin Bacon Actual Bacon. Pray for me.

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Items of Interest

3 December 2009

1. You know how some people say “Airwolf” instead of “cool?” That’s a bit too 2005, so I’m updating it.  Now, cool things are “Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.” ex. “Have you seen Ninja Assassin? That movie is totes Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.” “Oh dude, I know.” 2. How good has Detective Comics been? [...]

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Gandhi Was A Founding Member of N.W.H.

2 October 2009

Today is Gandhi’s birthday (da da dada dah dah – it’s my birthday too!).* Google, being Google, decided to commemorate the event by replacing the ‘G’ in their logo with a profile sketch of Gandhi. The Internet at large, being a bunch of jerkfaces, celebrated Gandhi by doing this: *It isn’t my birthday, too.

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People, Listen

17 September 2009

I have been opining a lot lately about the consequences of living in public. It’s been on my mind.  It’s even made me mildly paranoid about blogging some personal thoughts on a few recent dates.  Which worries me.  People tell me they admire what I write because of its unflinching honesty, both about myself and [...]

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I Am What They Call The Best Of The Best

15 September 2009

CONTEXT: Topless Robot, a pop culture blog run by former Wizard magazine employee Rob Bricken, has a weekly “Fan Fiction Friday” feature, which should be avoided at all costs. FFF coolhunts (for lack of a better word) the most deviant, disturbing and unreadable fan fiction available on the Internet today. Yes, more terrible than the [...]

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Cover Your Ears For A Second

13 July 2009

Back to Batman and mixtapes tomorrow, gang. I’d normally talk about this over on my agency’s blog, but we’re getting a site redesign and our blog is on hiatus temporarily until then.  And after a convo with Matt Springer earlier today, I’ve been thinking a lot about this particular topic.  Apparently almost 1500 words worth. [...]

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